APEX RALLY!

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APEX RALLY!

Postby GlendaNeedsUpdating » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:23 am

Knock over the headstones, unlock the tombs,
This coming Monday our raiding resumes.
Heard APEX is dead? They told you all wrong,
'Cause we're better than ever and coming back strong.

So come on and join us or at least come and merc.
If you miss all the fun gonna feel like a jerk! ;)
APEX women love flirting. They're gorgeous, you'll see.
And our guys are all hunks; well, all except me.

So if your guild folded or you just wish it had,
And you're seeking a new home that won't make you sad.
Or your guild just gave up to become Buddhists Zen,
Leaving you all alone now. Well, what happens then?

APEX! Yes APEX is the answer you seek.
APEX, yes APEX! Don't wait till next week!
APEX, the fun guild, to all we say howdy.
But ADULTS ONLY PLEASE, cause the fun can get rowdy.

We raid mostly GV, but there's KFS too.
And 3 times a day, cause that's plenty to do.
If attendance is great and you want one more,
We're a flexible guild and we'll make it 4.

Might limit? You bet! Makes great sense to me.
Why join our guild if you can't hit GV?
In fact we set us a 30K limit,
But we've got such a deal, give me a minute.

For each toon you bring us that can hit TSR,
We're fully prepared to lower the bar.
And let you bring in 1 more, maybe 2,
Provided that KFS they can do.

Just one last thing and I'm done with this ad.
And I know that must make you feel really glad.
We want 3 raids per week and we'll strictly enforce.
And that's 3 raids per toon, you realize of course.

So come join your friends, both the old and the new,
See what a guild based on friendship can do.
APEX! Yes APEX is the answer you seek.
APEX, yes APEX! Don't wait till next week!
*All creative credits for this poem go to Magic_Man (Ocar to most) hope to see you all soon!
oxoxoxo,
Glenda <3
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Re: APEX RALLY!

Postby Famous_Fella_O_Nutella » Tue Apr 24, 2018 9:23 am

APEX is busting down the door!
APEX will leave you asking for more!
If you don’t have a weapon, APEX will lend ya,
Just head to their guild and ask for Glenda.
Just try them out and you won’t be dismayed,
So head over to APEX and check out their raid.
TEAM stands for Together Everyone Accomplishes More

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

"Never believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln
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NEWEST VERSION!!!

Postby GlendaNeedsUpdating » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:38 am

APEX is still growing, not gonna stop.
We've risen way up, right near the top.
Give me a listen, hear what we've got,
Cause we're not done rising! Course we're not!

There's new content coming, announcement's been made.
Requirement needed to play has been weighed.
It measures quite high, of that there's no doubt.
Make sure that your guild won't be one left out!

So if your guild's folded or you just wish it had,
Or you're seeking a new home that won't leave you sad,
Or your guild just gave up & became Buddhist Zen,
Abandoning you, well what happens then?

We raid mostly GV but alternatives too.
Raiding 5 times a day gives us plenty to do.
But we might add a 6th once the new raid is out.
Depends on our members; that's what we're about.

APEX women are gorgeous & love flirting too,
While our guys are all hunks ...except one or two.
So come join a guild where raiding's fun & not work,
If you miss the good times gonna feel like a jerk!

"Might limit?" you ask. Sure, only makes sense.
It's the game's highest. We don't sit on the fence!
It's 50K now, but could go higher still,
If the new raid demands & our players so will.

Just 1 more thing & then I'll be through.
Your weekly minimum raids that are due.
3 raids per week & per toon of course.
But that's on average & we're slow to enforce.

So come join your friends, both the old and the new.
Come see what a guild based on friendship can do.
ADULTS ONLY please, or at least 17.
Cause the fun can get rowdy though never obscene.
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