Official Fizzbear Fight Song

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Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Finnius » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:44 am

*with apologies to Venan and Gilbert & Sullivan*
--sung to the tune of the "major general song" (from pirates of penzance)
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I am the very model of a modern raiding Fizziebear,
I've beaten every boss I've met with hardly any real care,
I've conquered every raid and I can quote them very easily,
From Gobblin' Goblins to the Vile Gate and even LOB.

When it comes to Speedruns that is when I really strut my stuff,
I try to post the fastest times which sometimes can be really tough,
When it happens, rest assured, this is what I always do,
I run straight into global chat and scream a really loud "Choo Choo!"

I'm very good at fighting and if I'm allowed to merc your raid,
I'll try real hard to quickly get you Gold for that is my crusade,
In short, I've beaten every boss with hardly any real care,
I am the very model of a modern raiding Fizziebear.

I know that in the global chat my conversations might seem tame,
I must make sure the children and the Mods in there never complain,
But often in our guild chat, not only is it scatalogical,
It's disgusting, vulgar, crude and can turn quite diabolical.

That's not to say I dont have fun, with joking, laughing all around,
And sometimes conversations can, unwittingly, become profound,
I also rant about Events and how they slow the guilds progress,
I hate the drops and lame trinkets, but must admit I do digress.

I'm waiting for the next update, because my might is almost max,
I grind for mats, for my enchants, i've nothing left buy or stack,
In short, I've beaten every boss with hardly any real care,
I am the very model of a modern raiding Fizziebear.

I miss the thrill of long ago, when i was young and still solo,
My first sushi, and bog queen fight, before my toon had turned to Pro,
But I will not give up my guild, the friends I made, and so I stay,
The memories I recall with glee, have been a wonderful bouquet.

Venan can you hear my plight, I beg for you...restore the light,
That filled me with an addicts lust, and burned within me oh so bright,
Make the game so fun again, I'm sure the devs can do most anything,
Except to answer my query...what good is this damned Karnak ring?

I must go now, I have been pinged, another guild raid has begun,
I'm off to dump my E again, and will not stop until it's done,
In short, I've beaten every boss with hardly any real care,
I am the very model of a modern raiding Fizziebear.
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Laira_MrsZ » Mon Sep 22, 2014 2:53 am

Love the song Finn, this really exemplifies what a true Fizzbear really is...no matter the ups and downs we still pull through...and no offense to anyone but the game really needs to be fun again...As of late it feels more like work...at times I log on just to chat...pls for the sake of the game, bring out the new content ;)
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Jellytot » Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:21 am

Very good Finnius. That takes me back to school when I was one of the pirate chorus.
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Mr_Op » Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:02 am

This song was great and also very true we do raid we do fight and we always stick together. not may people In boh can say they have experienced almost all the guilds...l I can not proud but I have done it and through all this fizz bears is absolutely the best great raids wonderful guildies eye popping chat and yes we are speed freaks.


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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby insert_name_here_ » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:38 am

Lmao great song
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Bimbosigliere » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:12 am

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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby EricM » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:40 pm

Love it Finn! :D
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Finnius » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:04 pm

Lol no. "I am the very model of a modern major-general" show tune from "Pirates of Penzance" it's a classic bit of music that many have parodied over the years.

This_is_an_EX_Bimbo wrote:Is this sung to the melody of 'Baby Got Back'? Just curious
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Shekka » Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:31 pm

Well done!! Keep up the great work!
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Re: Official Fizzbear Fight Song

Postby Finnius » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:46 pm

bumped...for nostalgia.
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